Mar 312017

World’s End

This module clocks in at a massive 69 pages, 1 page front cover, 1 page editorial, slightly more than 1 page ToC, 1 page SRD, leaving us with 66 pages of content, so let’s take a look!


But before we do, I should not fail to mention that 9 pages of the module are devoted to spell, bestiary and item references – this means that you don’t need to do any book-flipping when running this module. Kudos! Better yet, we actually get fluff for the respective creatures, all written and provided for your convenience. Similarly, in the tradition of 4 Dollar Dungeons, we receive an art appendix, which contains all the art, ready to be printed out. a total of 4 maps as jpgs (including player-friendly versions for the two of them that can use them!) are included, with one being a map of Asgard, based on Iceland.


The pdf also provides work-sheets for riddles, which have been reproduced as individual jpgs. as well.


So, this is not a spoiler, but it should be noted that this pdf assumes the Asgardian gods to exist; in fact, the assumption is that the tales we know from real world mythology are in progress. For guys like yours truly, who are intimately familiar with the mythology, the pdf provides a concise and easy to grasp summary of what has happened and what hasn’t. If that sounds like it’d be hard to integrate into a given campaign, rest assured that it isn’t – but to explain that, I’ll have to go into spoiler territory, so you’ll see that in the next paragraph. Before I go there, I should note that this pdf does contain a detailed glossary, which can help GMs not familiar with the myths to keep tabs on the names and places.


All right, this is as far as I can go without SPOILERS. Potential players should jump to the conclusion NOW.



All right, still around? Great! So, “World’s End” is an inn unlike any other. For one, it is run by Odin…when he can be bothered. It also has a habit of jumping from plane to plane. The PCs, caught in a blizzard, stumble upon exactly this inn. Inside, a rowdy band of vikings can be found and promptly invites the PCs to a drinking game – but unlike anyone you would consider to be common. The PCs are peppered with poetic riddles pertaining the gods – and the PC’s answers to the moral conundrums each riddle poses are noted down on aforementioned work-sheets. With a pounding head and 8 riddles answered, the PCs will find themselves in most peculiar beds after awakening – it seems they have shrunk!


Well, almost. You see, World’s End adapts those it has taken on a planar ride to the worlds it happens upon; however, beings from other worlds do not receive this adaptation. And Asgard is literally larger than life – about thrice the size of anything the PCs are familiar with. While the PCs will have a fight for their lives with a spider, they’ll soon hear that Asgard is thankfully pretty peaceful now…Note that while knowledgeable players may assume the truth regarding the nature of the deities, the module works perfectly well without prior knowledge – though, admittedly, helping Freyr (who is having a hell of a time with Gerðr!) get his inspiration back and maneuver the giant Gullinbursti out of a field makes for an interesting start.


The PCs literally are tiny, impotent motes in a land of living gods, but that does not mean that they don’t have plenty of adventuring to do! The PCs will have to work for their upkeep – the tasks they perform will yield proper compensation…but ultimately, if the PCs wish to return to the regular prime material plane, they’ll not only need escorts, they’ll have to find Odin and bother him enough so he actually brings them back! It seems like Odin is interested in Freyja, so Séssrumnir, her domain, would be the first stop for the PCs. Here’s a problem, though: Her chariot is drawn by cats. Which are, in relation to the PCs, Gargantuan. Cats are fickle and not too kind…so, in order to pass them by, the PCs will have to catch mice for them. Which are, actually, thrice their usual size. Various strategies are included for this endeavor, allowing you to reward creative players.


Well, turns out Freyja may not be too amused – not long ago, she has lost a golden ring she received from bedding a traveling minstrel called Faðr Galdr…and a strange vision of a golden fish the PCs had en route, may very well be the culprit of the loss. She promises to help if the PCs can retrieve that ring (as she suspects Odin’s handiwork and will not demean herself to hunt that damn fish). This would btw. be as good a place as any to note that this pdf’s writing can be HILARIOUS and as dead-pan as some of the sögur; When I read “Freyja is not a happy bunny right now.” I laughed out loud. If you enjoy absolutely amazing, subdued humor, then this pdf will have you smiling time and again – often also in the explanatory and entertaining footnotes. Thankfully for the PCs, the fish will have croaked and beached by now, but unfortunately, the PCs will still have to traverse a truly spooky landscape and contend with draugr-rejects! (Hej, here even the rejects are deadly!)


The trail leads from here to…Yggdrasil! Yep. However, the PCs thankfully will sooner or later find a way to hitch a ride on giant eagles (for a proper delousing) and here, the PCs can meet the norns, all of which present, often metaphysical and interesting ways of proceeding on Yggdrasil: Walls of knowledge, teaching to make individual, fair decisions as a group, etc. – the section here is at the same time abstract and concrete, befitting of the norns. Oh, and the PCs can eliminate some of Níðhöggr’s worms as well…but sooner or later, the trail leads to the annoying and abusive squirrel ratatoskr, who has a riddle for them to answer – and promises actual help. You see, he has an idea regarding Odin and so happens to have a favor owed from a giant deer, who could transport the PCs to the next stop – Bilskírnir, legendary abode of none other than Thor…who is currently not here. Obviously.


However, Sif is and the radiant beauty allows the PCs to wait here, but asks for a favor, namely the retrieval of a particular lichen she needs for her hair. (At this point, Loki has stolen her golden hair – she is wearing a clever metallic wig that is “beautiful to look at, but a bit of a pain to wash and she breaks a comb about once a week.” – told you this pdf was hilarious!!) Oh, know what’s even funnier? The cave is actually a lost boot of the giant Skrýmir – a colossal being over 150 feet in size! Once the PCs have defeated the slurk that has taken up residence, they’ll almost be squashed by the giant…who thankfully has sensitive toes. Unfortunately for the PCs, the giant is currently en route to the wedding of Þrymr with…Freyja? Fans of Norse mythology will know that this actually would be Thor in disguise…and they’ll be able to witness the comedic proceedings of the Þrymskvíða firsthand – and rest assured, if you are not familiar with it and can’t be bothered to look it up, that the pdf does provide enough guidance in that regard to run the proceedings! Before things escalate hilariously with a Thor in drag on a killing spree of giants, the PCs will have to fight a giantess’ housecat, ole’ Fáfnir, for the amusement of the assembled guests though.


Saved by Loki from carnage that far outclasses their capabilities to deal with (i.e. Thor getting his hands back on his hammer), the PCs are spirited away be the amiable trickster god to the lava fields of Eldhraun (yep, I’ve actually been there – several locations from myths and this adventure do exist in Iceland!!)…and then, he’ll take them to meet Baldr. Who is invulnerable, very much alive…and Loki hates his guts. You see, from his point of view, Baldr is a spoiled pretty boy who has achieved…nothing. He’s just beloved for his looks and annoys Loki to no end. Thus, the PCs will have to brave a cavern, eliminate a crysmal and try their luck with these stones…obviously failing. Whether or not Baldr turns out to be an utter prick or truly a deity of love and light remains up to the GM, so if you’re looking for a classic twist that still makes sense in the context of mythology, well, there you go.


The second task of the trickster god pertains a builder who is currently trying to build a wall around Asgard. More precisely, his powerful steed Svaðilfari – which may have the task actually succeed in time. (Bad news for the gods, who have promised Freyja’s hand…) Thus, Loki transforms the PCs into…horses! They’ll have to establish communication with the legendary steed and help him deal with annoying elemental creatures – as a means of thinking them, he’ll let them in on a secret regarding his master…and the PCs may actually determine, from his behavior, a weakness that Loki would come to exploit sooner rather than later…but that is written in the myths!


Njörðr and Skaði also can be found here, with tragedy and high octane skill-based challenges included in the mix; and the sky may indeed shed a tear for her… Even Andvari does feature in the adventure: The legendary dwarf is in the underworld, though, so the PCs will have to survive a harrowing mini cart-ride…and they’ll have to solve a nice logic puzzle posed by intelligent rats…


Once the PCs have thus taken a massive trip through northern mythology, they’ll be contacted by Loki again – and they’ll have to pass Bifröst…which is not an easy task and a rather interesting combat set-up, as the beheaded skulls of invaders rise from the bridge to attack…but ultimately, the goal here is to unleash the valkyries in the House of the Horn…who will promptly come to save the PCs, bring them to Valhalla…and then basically ignore them.


The PCs will not find Odin. Instead, sooner or later, Frigg will appear and lead them back, leaving them with a speech a s wise and memorable as you’d imagine. As for the divine items – they are surprisingly down to earth, but ultimately, can easily be made into artifacts, mythic items or the like, should that suit your campaign requirements better – so no, the module will not end with over-qualified PCs.



Editing and formatting are very good – although there are a few formal deviations and typos here and there (one references “IReland” instead of “Iceland”), the pdf generally is professionally presented. Layout adheres to 4 Dollar Dungeons’ printer-friendly two-column full-color standard with a nice blend of original and stock artwork in both color and b/w. The pdf comes in two versions – one optimized for the European A4-paper standard and one for the US-letterpack paper size. Very cool! The jpgs are a nice bonus as far as I’m concerned. the pdfs come fully bookmarked for your convenience.


I have never read a module like World’s End. This module is utterly epic and the most high-concept low-level module I have ever read. At the same time, it is grounded in an almost hilarious sense of mythological realism. Let me explain that contradictio in adjecto: I love the Norse myths. A main reason for that love lies in the deities being…well. …humane in their faults and behaviors. Unlike comparable pantheons of deities, they may behave like pricks, but usually not towards the mortals. This grounds the whole mythology as far as I’m concerned, makes it seem more plausible and relatable. It is into this context that the PCs stumble and the module deliberately asks them, in the 8 riddles in the beginning, to judge the faults of the deities and their behavior, to present their moral perspective.


And indeed, when the PCs then meet the deities, they may be taken aback, they may argue – but the PCs are not penalized for their opinions. This module is epic, but the conflicts the PCs face will be ones that are based on scale – they are thrust literally in a world where humble vermin can pose a threat and thus, if your PCs object to feeling small…then this module does its job. You see, the module plays with physical and metaphysical size and power; the humble 1st level PCs may not have actual, physical size and power, but they still help the gods; they are, in a metaphysical sense, participating in, nay, writing mythology. If you’re familiar with Norse myths, this alone will make you grin from ear to ear…and if not, then chances are you’ll be intrigued after completing this module.


Rereading my review, the module does sound a bit like a tour-de-force of mythology, but the matter of fact is that you can decelerate the proceedings however you want; similarly, you can speed everything up. The transitions alone could each carry a whole session worth of gaming, if you’re inclined to work with them. The PCs are stranded in a strange land and much like many a mouse-protagonist of popular children’s movies, they will be swept along to a degree; they will bear witness and interact, make a difference. Weave the myth presented herein.


At the same time, World’s End is NOT, and let me emphasize that, “Norse myths – the module”; quite the contrary. It does not focus on the often quoted legendary beasts, on wartime, epic battles or the like – and shines a spotlight on the very human, almost always neglected aspects of the mythology. And it does so in a hilarious manner. I haven’t laughed so hard while reading a module in ages. The themes and topics highlighted here, while founded in mythology, by means of their contextualization take on the shape of a comedy of manners with a delightfully dry and deadpan humor. This is, in short, the funniest module I have read in a while, with some of the jokes reserved for the GM, yes…but several situations in which the PCs will find themselves are very comical as well. It should also be mentioned that the respective vignettes can, for the most part, be recombined as the GM sees fit – they can easily be expanded upon…or even be cut.


Now there is one potential fact that can be problematic – and that would be to make the PCs accept that they’re outclassed big time. Granted, at level 1 not too hard, but there are some personalities that can’t cope with that….but then again, these folks may benefit the most from playing this module. You see, the leitmotif of “comedy of manners” also includes a certain humbling; everyone in this module is treated as a fallible being. The deities and PCs alike are subjected to circumstances that undermine self-importance and bloated egos – not in a mean-spirited way, mind you, but in one that invites players and GMs alike to take a step back and smile for once.


This is at the same time one of Richard Develyn’s easiest and hardest modules to recommend. This module exists in the sharp contrast between the epic and the mundane and it makes this field of tension work perfectly; similarly, the lines of the comedic in the module receive a tinge of tragedy when read in the context of the whole mythology. I would not recommend this module to groups that have no sense of humor. But then again, perhaps those groups might be cured of that. I don’t know. World’s End is easy to recommend for its stints in the epic and fantastic, for its refreshing take on a mythology usually coded as violent and grim; at the same time, it can be recommended for how it manages to convey the “You are 1st level characters. The world is big and scary.”-trope…without resorting to making the PCs literally meaningless in the context. They are, after all, mortals in a larger than life world of gods!


You can emphasize this, by expanding the day to day life between quests; you can de-emphasize it and make everything feel more like a dreamy, hazy journey that may or may not be taking place as written. World’s End is very elusive in its tone and it is nigh impossible to adequately describe how it works.

The best I could come up with would be: A divine comedy of manners, wherein the PCs get to write and participate in myths, with “An American Tail”-like scenes and the ultimate goal of contextualizing judgments of people and putting deities in perspective.” (Yes, Dante-reference intended – after all, the PCs, for most of the journey, do have guides!)

Fans and scholars of Norse mythology should consider this to be an absolute must-have offering., but that goes without saying.


This does require an experienced GM who can make the mythology shine, yes. And yes, I can see some players not coping too well with the requirements of this module. But at the same time, I am overanalyzing this big time. For most groups that play this, this will probably end up being a downright hilarious experience that will provide more scenes for the gaming annals than pretty much any other module I know. “Remember that time, when we witnessed Thor’s “wedding”? *snicker*”


In short, this module is no joke; it is NOT easy. But it is delightfully funny and one of the very few modules that manages to be funny without being ridiculous. It makes sense…and is epic at the same time. And, as always, it’s ridiculously inexpensive. I mean it. For 4 bucks, you get a TON of truly creative adventure and scenes that you and your group will never, ever forget. Enough to get much, much more out of it than the price and scope would suggest.


Well-researched, with a palpable love for the source material and a strong, distinct authorial voice, this module delivers in all the right ways and presents a type of experience I have never had before. That alone should justify getting this gem. My final verdict will clock in at 5 stars + seal of approval and, no surprise there, as a total fanboy of humorous RPG-supplements and modules as well as Norse mythology, this also receives a nomination for my Top Ten of 2016.


You can get this utterly unique and unconventional module here on OBS!


Endzeitgeist out.

Mar 312017

Teratic Tome (OSR)

The pdf of this massive book clocks in at 118 pages, 2 pages of editorial, 1 alphabetical list of monsters, 2 pages of art-credit, 1 page author bio, 2 pages of SRD, leaving us with a massive 110 pages of content. My review is mostly based on the hardcover print version, but more on that in the conclusion.


First a word of warning: This is a tome of MONSTERS in the literal sense of the word; the creatures herein are not for the faint of heart and the target demographic of this book would obviously be adults. The artworks does contain gruesome nightmare fuel, the text mentions explicit and gory details and the pdf does feature nudity. So if any of those disqualify this book for you, well, you have been warned. If you have triggers, I’d also strongly suggest skipping this one.


All right, only people left that can take the look into the abyss? Great. Remember, you have been warned.


We begin this book with one page of explanatory notes regarding monster presentation – treasure tables, movement rates and a THAC0 (here called TAZ – target Armor Zero) should provide no issues. We have, obviously, descending AC here. The page also explains how to roll d10000, for example. In short – in all brevity, it makes reading the entries easy.


So, what exactly is this? The easiest way to picture this book would be as a dark fantasy/horror monster manual. Have you ever bemoaned that there is no LotFP-MM? Do you need creatures for a twisted dark fantasy game? Look no further. I am so not kidding you, but be warned – this is not for the faint of heart!


The monsters herein could be categorized in various ways, the first of which would be “twisted takes on classic creatures” – take halflings. They are thoroughly vile creatures that worship Elizabeth Lack-Heart as their patron goddess. They also arrange their settlements in a way that tries to spell, on a civilization-level, the name of their goddess…and all good deities beware if they succeed. Instead of providing whole classes of dragon, the book provides 10 venerable dragons, all of which are unique beings with their own powers, tricks and background story and range from over 10 K XP-values to a massive over 50K XP moloch, namely Uchorah-Thanaphor, atrous dragon. The arrival of this harbinger of doom is preceded by strange shifts in weather, unexpected outbursts of violence and suicides and worse…


How can you make gelatinous cubes, as a concept, weirder? Well, the pyramidal version herein sports translucent, blue eyes. Lesion ghouls would be charred corpses, coated in a layer of carnivorous insects. Obsidian golems are actually magical mechas, fused with elven warriors that can never escape their horrid prison- absolutely insane, elven pilots with even more bloodlust than their xenophobic brethren, mind you. Aquatic gnolls actually are lawful creatures with terrible, lamprey-like, ringed mouths.


What’s the worst you can think of as an origin myth for beholder-like entities? Well, there would be the audiences as a monster class: Lumps of flesh, stitched together by the halflings of the tenebrous crypt, to act as collective vessels for the mad necromancers. “Then, Shauva Tiridan, the mad mage, took their eyes” – and created another creature, basically eye-spiders. Clever way to get past any possible copyright issues…and the audiences are disturbing indeed, featuring, for example, a lump of swollen, buboes-covered mass with a central maw and 5 perpendicular tentacles ending in moray-like snapping jaws.


You will have noticed at this point that the book makes excellent use of the space it has due to the relative brevity of OSR-stats, providing detailed, often inspiring and pretty dark angles to use the particular monsters, more than one of which has a serial killer style modus operandi to slay and choose its victims. Partially, these are explained in the way the creature was made, for there are quite a lot of unique adversaries herein – like the Tutor, who abducts people in love and tries to force them to kill one another…and even winning in this horrible game will not prove solace. Told you. Allcaps monsters. The grossly mutated and unstable Pearl Riverbend, with grotesque spitting serpent appendages and oversized hands may be considered to be tragic, while e.g. the Cruhardac, a being that abducts groups of people to create art from the viscera and leave the last one alive would be many things, but tragic is not one of them.


As you may have noticed, many of these beings basically have an adventure’s seeds already included in their presentation. Another leitmotif would be disgusting creatures conjured forth to hunt down those that have sinned in some way: Whether versus a deity, by being unfaithful, etc. – chances are that some agent of retribution (read: Sadistic overkill levels of vengeance) can be found within these pages. More than one of these creatures is btw. not above inciting such events themselves, ensuring that they always have a sufficient amount of sinners to punish…


Speaking of retribution – the three kritarchs, dread servants of the goddess Nemesis (play the Arch Enemy song as boss theme), also get full stats here. Horrid amalgamations of flesh and steel like the Magistrate speak of the fall of mythic Mecha-Zel; several of the creatures within this book hint at legends and places you can easily discard…or develop further. The same goes for more than one of the legendary adversaries herein: Like Malchior, the thief that stole death’s secrets – who is now looking for an anointed successor. Or Baskra, who seeks to goad powerful mortals into foolish decisions that cause untold misery by the use of his dream-implantation powers and his masterful wielding of most people’s fear of death.


How would you picture the dread Chimæra queen? “[She] has the torso of a humanoid female. From between her shoulders juts a cluster of green tentacles ending in 3 black claws. Her arms are long, and her body is covered in pale, green thorns. Between her legs, there’s a pale blue tentacle, from which grow several smaller tentacles. This main tentacle ends in her head, which is topped by white tentacles that writhe around her face. The Queen’s tongue is long and grey and dry, ending in a wad of tissue tipped with spikes. Her legs are pale blue with dark brown spots, each ending in three spikes.” The amazing thing is that the artwork manages to portray this monstrosity as a plausible, utterly alien and frightening THING. Though the angle presented for her is even cooler: You see, she is basically interested in forcing evolution’s hand…and she likes the thrill of hunting armed prey.


There also would be demons and devils, particularly of the unique-and-very-powerful variety…or an insane, old hag that likes stitching her victims to her patchwork flesh…and her colorful house and giant stuffed animals in the yard make pretty clear who the intended victims of the seamstress are, right? Have I mentioned that these are MONSTERS? That this book is DARK?


Even ole’ Pantagruel is not the gentle giant you remember. He has sailed the oceans and now he’s back. Good news: When you lay eyes upon him and have less than 2 HD, you’re dead. Bad news: The giant is utterly insane and on a killing spree of kindness: What he has seen beyond the seas has convinced him that all creation, every living thing, should get a mercy-killing post-haste…to avoid the horrors to come. He’s btw. the titan on the full-color cover image, as far as I could tell.


The book also features encounter tables by type and level, just fyi!



Editing and formatting are impressively well-done, I noticed no grievous glitches. Layout adheres to a no-frills two-column b/w-standard that is pretty printer-friendly. Now, if you like dark artworks, then this will have you smile from ear to ear – each and every monstrosity herein comes with an impressive piece of b/w-artwork depicting the creature, the vast majority of which obviously are originals made for this book. The pdf version comes with excessive, nestled bookmarks.


Again, if you have a trigger, if you have issues with depictions of really dark and gory material, then this is not for you. This is pretty much a black metal -level dark bestiary full of thoroughly vile, despicable, dastardly things that literally not even the most righteous paladin would blink an eye at killing. Thought the BoVD’s critters were bad? Pfff. Believe me, they are really tame in comparison.


If you’re looking for nice creatures for a family-friendly game, this is not for you. This is the antithesis of that and you won’t be happy with it.


What I’m trying to say is that this book has a very specific target demographic and those that do not fall into this demographic will probably be shocked, disgusted, etc.


That is very much intentionally the case. Rafael Chandler’s book does not try to be a bestiary for everyone.


The teratic tome’s mission statement is, I quote: “This enrichidion of entities should only be used by DMs inclined towards malfeasance, sadism, and base wrongdoing.” I’d disagree there – sadism doesn’t really have anything to do with it. The creatures herein are hard, deadly and often disturbing; an abundance of them will make a campaign feel dark indeed. But, from a design point of view, I did not consider them to be sadistic or dickish – they are easy to run and don’t provide juvenile “Haha, you lose!” mechanics.


In short: If you are looking for creatures that are perfect for a dark fantasy or horror game, including a VAST array of unique foes, then oh boy, you won’t find anything better or more vile out there. Even if you’re playing another system like PFRPG or 5e or even Esoterrorists/Fear Itself/etc., you’ll find your share fair of wicked ideas in these pages.


Not sure whether this is for you? Well, here’s the deal: This is PWYW as per the writing of this review. When I got this book, I paid its former asking price of $6.66 for it and it was worth every cent. In fact, I got the hardcover as well – which, btw., is an orange-spined, gorgeous thing that seamlessly fits next to your old-school gaming material…and which can, at this point, be similarly bought for an at-cost price. That is damn impressive for a book of this quality and means that, if you’re even remotely interested in a book of truly EVIL things…then you should definitely check this out.


Personally, I love some disturbing horror in my game; not all the time, but this book most definitely delivers that component in spades. Hence, my final verdict will clock in at 5 stars + seal of approval.


You can check out this massive bestiary here on OBS for PWYW!


You can get this book at cost (not even 12 Euros!) here on lulu!


Endzeitgeist out.


Mar 312017

Remedial Tinkering: Happier Little Automatons

This expansion for the Tinker-class clocks in at 6 pages, 1 page front cover, 1 page SRD, leaving us with 4 pages of content, so let’s take a look!


Now, you probably have already expected this, but this would be a continuation or sequel of sorts to the amazing combo-potential and fun that paint inventions brought to the tinker class. We begin with the handy invention subtype cheat-sheet and then continue with new innovations: These include the spontaneous replacement of design and paint subtypes with others…or making the paint fumes enrage all automata nearby…dealing additional fire damage. Talk about incendiary rages… Similarly, temporary hit points granted to nearby automata upon deployment represents one cool gambit. My favorite, though, would be the mighty artist afro that qualifies as a separate target for paint! And no, just cutting hair doesn’t destroy it – the afro is a metaphysical concept…and eternal. Yeah, I actually laughed out when I read that one and smiled with glee! The pdf also allows you to gain two innovations instead of a greater innovation and a further expansion of aforementioned fume benefits allows for even more delicious combo potential and even some automaton healing via the application of the paint.


We also receive a collection of 16 inventions that build perfectly on existing material: Adding temporary hit points to asbestos or ablatic paint, caustic coats of paint, doubling numerical benefits of passive paint inventions…cool. And the really combo-monster would be the option to splatter nearby automata with heart’s paint upon death, allowing for even smoother transitions in combat. Also cool: losing a paint and still retaining its benefits for a number of rounds. Also cool: Upon slaying a creature, the automaton may anoint itself with the blood of the slain creature, using the respective blood as a use of a paint invention’s ability requiring the loss of the invention…which generally is cool, but I really wished it wouldn’t be potentially kitten-powered. Granted, the anointment does not allow for serious cheesing, but still.


Being treated as one size smaller (and thus look like an easy target), losing paint to make another creature’s attack flaming (not properly italicized) …some nice tricks here. Alphas can trigger the aforementioned fumes…and have I mentioned that the alpha, with instant abstract art can hold several warheads and use these to splatter paint…or acid…or fire…or extend the range? Yeah, this one is glorious.


What about an automaton that can remove fluidly primer coats as it moves? Or what about a pseudo-herby-automaton that can provide minor healing…or damage to an undead creature? Also really cool: Tagging spray that makes hitting a tagged target easier for everyone involved. And nope, this is not all. This pdf has a metric ton of amazing potential for the tinker class!!!



Editing and formatting are very good, I noticed no significant issues apart from the aforementioned cosmetic glitches. Layout adheres to Interjection games’ no-frills two-column b/w-standard and the pdf has no bookmarks, but needs none at this length.


Bradley Crouch’s happier little automatons are a chess-master’s wet dream: The massive combo-potential of the previous installment is amplified greatly by this one; the fume-tricks are glorious and can most certainly present some truly fun and evocative options. Playful and funny, but thoroughly mechanically relevant, this is a gem and one of the absolute must-have-you-need-this-OMG-so-cool tinker expansions. I’m serious. Impressive work indeed…and in spite of the minor hiccups, the extremely fair price-point and quality of the material herein makes me settle on a final verdict of 5 stars + seal of approval. Amazing! Now get this, smile enigmatically and start scheming…I’ll keep the secret of the amazing combos we can inflict with this! (*Punches himself for bad attempt at Bob Ross imitation-joke*)


You can get this amazing, inexpensive little pdf here on OBS!


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Endzeitgeist out.


Mar 302017

Alternate Paths: Ascetic Characters

This massive pdf clocks in at 86 pages, 1 page front cover, 1 page editorial, 2 pages of SRD, leaving us with 82 pages of content, so let’s take a look!


This pdf was moved up as a prioritized review in my review queue at the request of my patreons.


And now for something completely different! In the grey area between the divine and psychic spheres, there lies a character’s personal philosophy; at last those of us prone to contemplation and self-discovery will know these notions and, indeed, in various media, we often have philosophies clash, as their chosen champions and Weltanschauungen clash on the fields of battle. This conflict of ideologies goes beyond the political border and draws its sustenance from a primordial, internal wellspring of conviction. As such, the concept of personal potential for divinity represents a crucial aspect of this book’s take on make, so if the divine is uniquely and expressively tied to the acts of deities and their agents in your game, the base notions will require a bit of expansion.


In conjunction with the material herein, the first chapter, depicting diverse philosophies, would represent an interesting expansion regarding the different alignment based class features present in the PFRPG system: Philosophies are contextualized with parallel and opposed philosophies, creating a different interaction; the pdf manages to concisely codify the translation from the two-axis default system. As a nice bonus, the base array of philosophies presented herein could easily be expanded upon and/or combined with more, should the GM require the like. This would btw. be as good a place as any to note that wise sayings and proverbs grace almost every single page. At the lower center, you get a new one, often a tantalizing one.


Why do I mention that now? Because it shows the level of care and going the extra mile that sets this apart as a book that shows that it is near and dear to the designer’s heart. Another subsystem introduced herein would pertain forms of awakening that radically change and alter how a character plays, depending on the form of enlightenment sought. Each of these awakenings generally has 4 steps, and these begin with a major penalty that slowly mutates into a strong and powerful boost, often a rather gamechanging one. A character with e.g. a loss of self identity may not refer to him/herself by name or as an individual and may be targeted by touch spells while within 30 ft. However, further, the character may actually cast personal spells on those nearby, which represents an exceedingly potent option, as you all are aware. The presentation of the awakening mirrors its theme, depicting the respective steps in a zig-zagging motion – very interesting and nice mirror of the theme. Being treated as all genders or all alignments represent other, massive boons for those following these paths to enlightenment….heck, you can even be disbelieved.


So yes, as you may have noticed, these awakenings to some higher principle are extremely potent; infinite use temporary hit point buffers can be, for example, gained by those studying detachment, while others may automatically reincarnate. Judging the balance of these options, ultimately, is simple not possible in the traditional sense; they radically change the way the game works for the character in question and have serious repercussions for the realities of the gaming world. In a world, where such quests are far-spread, the conflict of nations can become a truly nightmarish metaphysical hellscape, as philosophers of detachment stoically battle with the eternally reincarnating neighboring nation. On the other hand, if you are looking for ways to represent mechanically the exceptionalism of PCs striving for enlightenment of the respective senseis and masters of their kind, then you’ll have a one-stop-shop for unique and potent boss-options. In short, this can act as a template for characters or whole worlds and whether these options are balanced or not within the context of your game hinges greatly on the roleplaying required from the player, the prevalence of the concept, etc. – it may not be for everyone and not always perfect, but oh boy, I love it. I mean it. We need more here. Can I please have cosmic indifference in an expansion to supplement panlocation? Extremely evocative and suffused with gorgeous, perfectly chosen public domain art. Big kudos for this chapter.


The next system presented here would be slightly more conservative, namely the investiture system. Basically, each character receives an investiture bonus that begins at +1 and increases by +1 at 5th level and then again at 8th, 12th and 16th level. The character also begins play with a maximum of 2 investitures and increases that to up to 7. Finally, we begin play with one aspect and increase that to up to 11 at 20th level. Basically, the idea here is to use one’s aura to enhance a diversity of items, allowing player choice in that regard. As such, while there is some thematic overlap with PFU’s automatic bonus progression, the precise representation is different nonetheless. You see, weapons and unarmed strikes can get bonuses to atk and damage, armor and shields to AC, and other items can be laced with bonuses to saves. Bingo, this is basically an answer to the Christmas Tree syndrome, and, more importantly, to the “boring numerical magic items you need to make the numbers come out right”- issue faced in many a game. This also means that PCs will not necessarily drown in magic items they have no use for, so in particular for rare magic games or games of groups that prefer magic to feel magical, this represents an easy way to make the retain the system’s numerical feasibility. Beyond that, the aspects, presented much like in the same formatting as feats, allow for a degree of customization that is intriguing – we have the classic elemental bonus damage special weapon qualities codified thus, for example.


The elegant thing here would be that you can either just award them as you’d like per the suggested level progression…or, due to the easy feat-like presentation, make them a type of martial arts school/feat-type for low/rare magic games. Beyond that, some aspects actually allow you for quicker investiture or extra tricks – so now, this is not a simple system, but one rather a relatively easy system that can be implemented in a variety of ways.


Thirdly, we are introduced to a variety chakra system – using this system consumes the 1stm 7th and13th level feats and they are unlocked in a specific order, with benefits generally scaling . All chakras may be opened as a move action, and require swift action concentration to maintain, with 7th level providing the option to open chakras as a swift action as well and 18th level allowing the user to gain two benefits at once. Chakras may be identified and disrupted via various means, with the root chakra at the base of the ladder available from the get-go. Subsequent chakras are unlocked at 4th level and every even level thereafter, with open chakras penalizing the character’s Will-save, making the constant maintenance of open chakras a dangerous proposal. Each of the diverse chakras has at least 4 different abilities for having the chakra open, with benefits ranging from SP/spell-duplication to a variety of other options that include pretty early true seeing. Somewhat annoying: spell-references and the like here tend to sport nonstandard formatting. My least favorite of the 3 systems, mainly due to the overlap and the “all in”-type of the system; either you get all or nothing and the flexibility is pretty pronounced. I can see this system to be somewhat problematic.


The first base class contained herein would be the flowmaster, who receives d10 HD, 4 +Int skills per level, full BAB-progression as well as good Fort- and Ref-saves. The class begins play with Throw Anything and Catch Off-guard and begins play with the option to render himself flat-footed as a free action; if rendered flat-footed thus, he can recover as a swift action. While thus rendered flat-footed, the flowmaster gains a bonus to AC equal to 1/2 class level “to a minimum to her Dexterity modifier” – does this mean that he gains a minimum bonus equal to his Dex-modifier? I assume yes. Enemies also gain no insight bonuses when attacking flowmasters. 2nd level and every even level thereafter nets a so-called eccentricity, which would be akin to a talent of the class, including Douglas Adams’ Aboyne, which translates to significant bonuses versus opponents whose competence exceeds that of the flowmaster. The class can also use a touch-attack to make himself flatfooted and also make the target of his attacks flat-footed and may even fight while asleep.


The class also receives scaling damage with improvised weapons as well as evasion; beyond that, we do receive a skill check bonus when attempting something radically new. 4th level yields the interception ability, which presents counterattacks versus foes that miss the flowmaster while within their threatened area; these do begin with multiple options at 4th level, 8th level, 10th level, 13th level and 18th level providing new abilities. These generally are very cool, though e.g. the 18th level ability puppet, which allows the flowmaster to define a swift action or determine the target of a single attack on the creature’s next turn, could be more precise. At 5th level, the flowmaster may execute an unconventional strike instead of a regular attack, which does receive a bonus, but also basically adds a “misfire” – on a natural 1 or 2, he hits himself. Instant-drawing imporvised weaponry, scaling DR and improved evasion complement the archetype. All in all, a pretty cool, unconventional martial artist class. And yep, favored class options for the core races as well as some exotic LRGG-races would be included here.


The second class herein would be the Ajna, who gain d8 HD, 3/4 BAB-progression, good Will-saves, 4 + Int skills per level and spontaneously may cast psychic spells via Wisdom, of up to 6th level, drawing upon their own spell-list. proficiency-wise, they receive only simple weapons and light armor. As a move action, the Ajna can render herself helpless, as she generates a projection that must stay within 60 feet, +10 feet per level. This projection may be maintained for 4 + Wisdom modifier levels, +2 levels per class level thereafter and, cool, temporary increases of Wisdom do explicitly not feature in this array. This projection sheds like, is incorporeal. Cool: The projection shares items etc. and the pdf lists the projection’s incorporeal benefits are included for your convenience. They also begin play with Third Eye. Utterly OP: 2nd level Ajnas can execute melee attacks versus targets within 60 ft. +10 ft. per level – I don’t have an issue there, but I do have an issue that the ability ignores line of sight/effect and that it converts damage into the very powerful force damage. At 3rd level and every 4 levels thereafter, the character receives self-discoveries…which partially are a bit weird, featuring e.g. DR/force – when energy types usually use resistance instead. Here, the pdf is also pretty inconsistent, sporting force damage rays that deal significantly less damage than the aforementioned at range melee attacks. Increased projection etc. are included here, as is a haste like bonus attack at the highest BAB.


Starting at 3rd level, an Ana and his body may swap places as a swift or immediate action – this should probably be codified as a conjuration (teleportation) effect. At 6th level, the character may use rounds of his projection to power telekinesis, with higher levels yielding astral projection and the like. I really like the projection base mechanic and the concept of the class, but personally, I feel that this one needs some polishing; it feels very rough around teh edges regarding its benefits and pretty front-loaded. The concept could also, imho carry more.


The pdf also features a new source of power, named kashoom, a kind of cosmic energy that may be channeled with the proper forms and stances. The Kashun class would use strange martial stances to do just that. The class receives d10 HD, 4+ Int-mod skills per level, full BAB-progression, good Ref-saves as well as proficiency with simple and martial weapons and light and medium armors. They begin with 3 poses known and increase that to up to 10 at 20th level. A kashun in such a pose cannot benefit from a style or stance and wearing heavy armor instills 25% failure and they require concentration and may be entered as a free action. Starting at 2nd level, he may once per round as a swift action, transition from one such pose to another, firing an arc of cosmic lightning at a nearby target. Kashun become aware to breaching of planar boundaries at higher levels and, at 4th level, when not moving, the kashun can generate charge tokens, which may be expended to charge crackling energy into his attack, with 8th level improving the charging process. The class later takes a penalty to Intimidate, but also is bolstered regarding Diplomacy and fear effects.


At 1st level, the character also chooses a resonance, a linear bloodline-like ability; 4th level and every 3 levels thereafter yield another benefit based on the resonance chosen; these also influence aforementioned cosmic lightning ability. It should be noted that these follow-up abilities are not linear, though, allowing for some choice. These include gaining charge when moving around, increased movement rate, modifications to the pose-restrictions, etc. Beyond the resonance-specific ones, the pdf also sports several options that are universal, i.e. that may be chosen by each resonance. The poses are pretty interesting, with each one featuring at least 2 different, deadly tricks – including, once again, at-range force-damage conversion of strikes and e.g. short-term temporal stasis to negate hits, but no – can’t be cheesed here.


The massive pdf also features a significant array of feats to pursue: Several of the feats are intended for use in conjunction with the chakra-system presented herein; but beyond those and the class enhancers you’d expect, there also are quite a few very cool feats that make sense from both a narrative and conceptual point of view – e.g. one that lets you employ Heal to suppress/alleviate a variety of mind-influencing conditions. Cool! Past Life Regression and Obsession allow the character to dabble in past lives, though admittedly, I prefer Legendary Games’ iteration of that concept. The base Chakra-using feats from OA have been, just fyi, been revised to work in conjunction with the system herein. Pretty cool: Dragon Tiger Ox’ classic [Qinggong]-feats are expanded, gaining three nice, new options. The pdf also provides a complex 5-feat chain of feats that represent the Opera Style of Jackie Chan, Jet Li, etc., allowing for the minor imitation of Style feats. As a nitpick – usually, not all feats in a Style’s chain have the Style-descriptor – only the basic Style-feat, since feats with the descriptor require entering the style.


The pdf concludes with the vajrayana monk archetype for the monk/unchained monk and the guru ajna, who both are focused on the chakra system. Finally, the enlightened barbarian is pretty cool (yep viable for regular and unchained barb) – they get more skills per level, but must spend those on mental pursuits and the rage feature is altered to allow for concentration and yield bonuses to mental attributes, with the 2nd level allowing for mental attribute dependant feats. Solid.



Editing and particularly formatting are a bit of an issue here: While rules-language, for the most part, tends to be pretty precise while juggling complex concepts, we find, time and again, diversions from the established standards, particularly regarding the formatting of spells etc. And yes, there are instances where that makes reading an ability problematic and more cumbersome than what it should be. Layout adheres to a nice, elegant 2-column full-color standard, sports neat full-color artworks and the pdf comes fully bookmarked with nested bookmarks.


One can see the different authors of this pdf: Scott Gladstein, Dayton Johnson, Ian Sisson and Christos Gurd have delivered a pdf that sports A LOT I absolutely adore. The philosophies, the modularity of investiture and awakenings, etc. are amazing and provide, particularly for advanced GMs comfortable with crunch-operations, some amazing material. Similarly, the flowmaster is damn cool; the ajna is innovative and the kashun has some seriously cool tricks…but the devil is frankly in the details here. The ajna’s hiccups in particular, the readily available force damage etc. make an impression as though something went wrong there. Similarly, and more grievously, the editing and formatting is unfortunately not as consistent in those sections as I’d love them to be. The presentation of the revised chakra system can also be slightly confusing at first reading – you should definitely be familiar with the original. There is a lot I could complain about in this pdf, a lot to nitpick and tear apart.


Thing is, I really don’t want to do that. Because I actually am pretty positively surprised by a lot herein. The flowmaster can actually reproduce the fighting style of Voldo, one of my favorites from Soul Calibur; the kashun’s poses, while sometimes problematic, similarly have some serious coolness and provide an interesting playing experience…and I adore 2 out of the three sub-systems presented in the book, in spite (or because!) of the massive impact they have on the game.


It is also pretty apparent that this pdf is a labor of love; you can feel the heart’s blood oozing from this pdf and not one of the options in the book is bland cookie-cutter design; all options have some seriously complex and intriguing tricks that set them apart, make them feel distinct. As an advanced GM who is perfectly happy to modify content, tweak crunch, etc., I really, really like this pdf.

In fact, I really wish this had received a thorough editing pass by a very strict, nitpicky PFRPG-dev.


I am the nitpicky bastard, but this book still should be considered to be an amazing offering for the select demographic it’s aimed at. It’s not, let me make that clear, a book you’ll just whip out and play with. This does require a bit of work, but it’s worth it. The concepts in this book have candidate for Top Ten-level potential, but with the glitches and hiccups that are here, I can’t rate this as highly as I’d like to – the highest I can go with this book, alas, would be 4 stars, though I really, really want to recommend this particularly to people who are looking for some seriously cool tweaks for campaigns. If you’re an advanced player or GM and look for a radical change of pace, for something fresh and actually INNOVATIVE, chances are that you’ll absolutely LOVE this pdf (or like me, parts of it!) and will gladly look past its issues. I enjoyed this more than many more refined books with better editing. This is, in short, the very definition of a diamond in the rough. I can’t slap my seal on this, but think of about 2/3rds of this book as pure, glorious amazingness.


You can get this innovative, cool pdf here on OBS!


Endzeitgeist out.


Mar 302017

Deadly Gardens: Razorleaf Swarm

This installment of the Deadly Gardens-series clocks in at 5 pages, 1 page front cover, 1/2 page of SRD, leaving us with 3.5 pages of content, so let’s take a look!


We begin this pdf with 2 different magic items, the first of which would be the garland of plant friendship – this particular garland protects the wearer and those nearby from aggression by hostile plant-life. The second item introduced would be the wasp dart, which is banded, poisonous and has a low chance of actually transforming temporarily into a giant wasp. As a nitpick, the item references a spell that has not been properly italicized.


As always, the pdf does feature a selection of different natural items, 8 to be precise: Charda packs can be sued as excellent cold packs. Really cool: Chimera manymind is a paste that can be applied behind the ears – this causes Int-damage, but also nets a chance to ignore mind-affecting effects. The destrachan’s harmonic flask splash weapon is a bit problematic – beyond the typo “Desrachan”[sic!] in the header, the item’s splash damage of 3 can be halved via a Ref-save I assume, rounded down.


Giant Fly eyes can be made into weird goggles – they penalize the wearer heavily (making you sickened and adding further penalties), but also allows the PCs to ignore miss-chances due to blur, etc. The spell-references here are not properly italicized, which is a minor hiccup. The item is also be pretty low priced for the power it nets. Girallon gunk helps with off-hand attacks, but penalizes the user’s Will-saves. Clothes made from griffon help in cold environments as well as with Acrobatics and Fly – very cool! Phase netting taken from phase spiders can catch incorporeal critters and razorleaf shuriken has a bit of a weird formatting and inflicts bleed damage.


Now obviously, the star of the pdf would be the new creature herein, the razorleaf swarm – the plant critter is a CR 5 swarm with seriously impressive 60 ft. fly speed. The really interesting ability of this versatile swarm, though, would be that the swarm can forego its usual swarm attack in lieu of a special assault that is a touch attack that may inflict bleed damage. Cool: This indeed does properly codify the interaction of the attack with swarm attack…and the creature has a nice Achilles heel that enterprising PCs can exploit to deal with the deadly threat.



Editing and formatting are very good on a rules language level, good on a formal level. Layout adheres to a 2-column full-color standard and the pdf sports a really nice artwork in b/w for the critter in question. Also really cool: The pdf comes fully bookmarked with nested bookmarks -kudos for going the extra mile there!

Chris Hunt, Jeff Gomez and Mike Welham deliver a cool critter herein and the supplemental material is also rather evocative. While the pdf does have a few minor hiccups, they are only cosmetic and as such, my final verdict will clock in at 4.5 stars, rounded up for the purpose of this platform.


You can get this cool pdf here on OBS!


Endzeitgeist out.


Mar 302017

Honeymoon of Horror

This brief module clocks in at 17 pages, 1 page front cover, 1 page editorial, 2 pages of SRD, 1 page back cover, leaving us with 12 pages of content, so let’s take a look!


This being an adventure-review, the following contains SPOILERS. Potential players should jump to the conclusion.



All right, still here? Situated in the town of Brighton (which is available as PWYW), the backdrop of this adventure is one of a marriage has gone horribly wrong: The beloved cleric of the town, Lyrana, has caught the eye of the noble Silan Kranz and promptly married the man after a tumultuous courtship. It’s been weeks since anyone has seen the cleric, though, and people are getting anxious.


On the road to investigate or as an alternate means of getting into the scenario, the PCs meet an embittered old man and trade rival of Kranz, who has not much positive to say about him or his family for that manner – something that ties in well with the observation of some townsfolk, who noticed that the Kranz estate has too few minio…err…servitors to maintain in this pristine a shape.


The Kranz manor’s outside, depicted in copious read-aloud text (but sans map) is not welcoming…and it is a pity that the PCs can’t really explore it to piece clues together – instead, they are destined to run afoul of the stable boy Finneous. Odd: The pdf reprints the same text twice on one page – and we’re talking about three whole paragraphs! The statblock of Finneous, alas, has serious flaws and isn’t correct…oh, and the stableboy is CR 5 (!!!). Now this is okay for level 2 or 3, but for level 1, this guy can and probably will kill off a PC or two.


Among his possessions and with some observation, the PCs will be able to dive into the wine cellar of the estate, where the dungeon section looms…and DCs like 30 clearly show that level 1 is a damn bad idea for this module. The second encounter, just fyi, is a cloaker, which, while accounted for in the background story, comes completely out of left field from a player perspective and represents another TPK-machine for level 1 victim…ehr, players.


Oh. And there is a cloaker cleric at CR 7 next, which adds AoE damage as insult to injury…and he is supplemented by mooks. Yeah, even level 2 characters will have serious issues at this point. Oh, and then there would be Silan, a slayer, and his skum transformed uncle, who also has bloodrager levels. You see, Silan is destined to become such a monstrosity as well and thus has elected to join the cult. Anyhow, the combats here are similarly tough…and I guess that one of the females caught in this disturbing little dungeon would be the missing cleric. Btw.: Yes, the statblocks have pretty evident errors and formatting glitches.



Editing and formatting are decent on a formal level, though the doubled text and exact location of the target hostage are pretty bad issues. Layout adheres to a nice two-column full-color standard and the pdf comes with nice full color artwork. Cartography of the almost completely linear complex is serviceable, but we receive no player-friendly iteration. The pdf has no bookmarks, which constitutes a comfort detriment.


Robert Gresham, with “Cadditional writing”[sic!] by Liz Smith, has the basic deep one degeneracy set-up here and the prose, let that be known, is nice. The angle is old, yes, but its execution is decent enough for 2 bucks…were it not for the glaring glitches in the formal criteria. Balance of encounters is also utterly baffling. I’m the guy who always screams for hard modules; I love LotFP modules and similar old-school killer beasts. But this one is just dickish – the stableboy’s got 6 levels? Cloaker with class levels at level 1 or 2? Come again? The PCs have no chance to prepare for the challenges properly, meaning that there is only luck as a determining factor here; there is no Stealth-option, nothing the like – just a hackfest versus overwhelming, quite literally, odds. This can be won at level 1 or 2, but only by minmaxed monsters or very lucky groups. And that is not what makes a module qualify as horror. It’s just frustration. There is no build up, the module just slaps you over the head with “creepy” critters that make no sense from the PC’s perspective – they will never know how the cloakers got there.


I…I can’t recommend this module. I tried so hard t like this. It’s flawed in all important ways and I can literally point you towards several vastly superior FREE modules that are better at everything this tries to do. My final verdict clocks in at 1 star. If you want to support Wayward Rogues Publishing, get one of the Cultures of Celmae or the cult-supplements instead.


You can get this module here on OBS.


Endzeitgeist out.


Mar 282017

Dear readers!


There currently are a lot of cool kickstarters running for our hobby and two of them are approaching their finish line, both of them funded!


The first would be:


Perilous Vistas by Frog God Games:

The Frogs are masters of old-school gaming, and while I love their Necromancer Games-expansions, I ultimately prefer the new material they put out. In particular, Dunes of Desolation and Fields of Blood, the two big environmental sourcebooks they put out for Pathfinder, have both ranked on my Top Ten list. Why? Because they are a dream come true: Meticulously researched, they allow you to make terrain really come to life, make the struggle against the elements matter. Heck, from strange infections to blending real life hazards with the fantastic, they are absolutely inspired….and the modules contained within are similarly absolutely GLORIOUS. This KS funds not one, but multiple hardcovers for the series and is an absolute no-brainer. With only a day left to join, I’d strongly suggest joining this one! You can find it here!


Trinity of Awesome Returns (OSR) by Kort’thalis Publishing:

Venger As’Nas Satanis’ different rules-lite rules (Crimson Dragon Slayer, The Outer Presence and Alpha Blue) systems are perfect for uncomplicated beer-and-pretzels type of gaming. They also have a pretty unique, irreverent narrative voice that manages to convey an opinion without drifting off into the asinine realms of “opinionated” rpg-books. The modules for the systems have so far been easy to run, crazy, deadly and Venger tends to overdeliver. With 61 hours to go as per the writing of this post, this is a good chance to get more material for his settings. You can check out the KS here!


Thanks for your attention,
Endzeitgeist out.

Mar 282017

Caster Prestige Archetypes: False Priest

This installment of the Caster Prestige Archetype-series clocks in at 8 pages, 1 page front cover, 1.5 pages SRD, 1 page blank, leaving us with 5.5 pages of content, so let’s take a look!


So, what are these? In case you are not familiar with the concept, a prestige archetype represents a way to not have to take a prestige class; after 3.X’s flood, many players and GMs were justifiably tired of the concept…something that is also represented within the design of some PrCs out there. Worse in my opinion, the 3.X flood killed the “prestige”-aspect – the PrCs felt more like kits that could only be taken later, to use a 2nd edition analogue. PFRPG has partially inherited this issue – while there now are significantly more PrCs that emphasize “prestige”, we still have ample of concepts that do not have to be represented by a PrC. The massive amount of excellent assassin-fixes out there would be just one example that not all PrCs should be PrCs. Enter this series.


Prestige Archetypes translate Prestige Classes and all their unique tricks into basically an archetype and combine that with a base class, moving everything around. The result, hence, is closer to a hybrid class than you’d expect and it has to be – after all, minimum PrC-level-requirements mean that PrC-options not necessarily cover all levels or are appropriate for every level. Thus, in each such pdf, we get basically a class that makes it possible to pursue a PrC from level 1, all the way to 20th level.


Something new for this series as opposed to the earlier ones: We begin with a massive list of alternate favored class options that cover the core races, advanced races, featured races and also extend to several of the unique and evocative Porphyran races like the Zendiqi. These alternate favored class options are generic in that they are not tied to a specific class, but that is not to say that they are boring – they tie in very well with the respective races, featuring, among other options, increased limited daily use racial abilities and the like. So yes, these can be considered to be a fun, balanced array that manages to tie in well with the racial concepts.


That out of the way, let us take a look at the class herein, with is built on the chassis of wizard and the false priest PrC, with d6 HD, 2 + Int skills per level, with d6 HD, 2 + Int skills per level, full spellcasting progression, good Will-saves and 1/2 BAB-progression. Proficiency-wise, they only get simple weapons. The class inherits the wizard’s arcane bond and may choose a divine focus as bonded object. False priests also receive a cleric domain, gaining the domain’s abilities and using the spellcaster level as cleric level to determine abilities. These guys cast domain spells as arcane spells, adding them to their list.


Whenever a false priest heals hit points via a spell, the healing is transmuted into an illusion (shadow) effect lasting 10 minutes per level – these stack with themselves and may not exceed the creature’s maximum hit points. This illusory healing also does not stack with temporary hit points. And this class feature alone may be worth getting the pdf. For a gritty, non-healing setting, this framework is actually really, really cool and can provide the basic skeleton of a wholly different world sans easy healing without breaking PFRPG’s assumptions.


When a false priest uses an SP or magic item, he may add mumblings and gestures to trick onlookers into believing that the power actually comes from him, with either a fixed DC or Bluff being the basis for the DC to beat with Spellcraft. Beyond these options, the false priest adds a selection of classic divine spells to his spell-list – you know, bless, flame strike, healing spellsthe like.


2nd level yields +1/2 class level to Bluff checks and becomes automatically aware of magic that forces to tell the truth. 5th level nets +1/2 class level as a bonus to UMD and Knowledge (religion). 3rd level yields false channel, which is the channel energy equivalent of illusory healing, increasing its potency at 7th level and every 4 levels thereafter. Total uses per day would be 1/2 class level.


At 5th level, the false priest gets a false focus, which decreases the cost of arcane material components by the value of the false focus, up to a maximum of 100 gp – so no, no high-level cheesing. Starting at 9th level, the false priest may expend a spell slot or prepared spell of 1 level higher to activate a spell-trigger or spell-completion item for a divine spell with UMD – on a success, the effect takes place and no charge is expended.


Starting at 13th level, he may Bluff, literally, spell completion and spell trigger items instead of UMDing them – he does not need to make a Bluff skill check or UMD check when using such items, but still needs to Bluff when using false casting. At 17th level , the healing of the false priest properly heals himself – and only himself. others still are subject to illusory healing. As a capstone, the class may expend channel uses to actually heal with his healing abilities and spells.


As per the tradition of this new series, we receive information on using arcanist, psychic, sorceror, and summoner as alternate chassis-bases, so if you wanted to play a false priest based on one of those classes, you’re in luck – the modifications generally make sense to me and allow for interesting tweaks of the engine. The prestige archetype does include a significant array of class-specific favored class options for core races and unusual races – there is a minor formatting glitch in the goblin entry (it’s not bolded and purple and sports ARG behind it) and the benefits are decent.



Editing and formatting are very good, I noticed no glaring glitches apart from minor, non-rules-relevant inconsistencies. Layout adheres to a 2-column full-color standard with PDG’s signature purple highlights and is pretty printer-friendly. Huge kudos: The pdf comes, in spite of its brevity, with full, nested bookmarks, making navigation extremely user-friendly!


Carl Cramér’s false priest is damn cool prestige archetype – for sword and sorcery style games, for example, or those games that want to get rid of divine magic, this is THE class to get. I’m serious: With this, you can maintain the math of pathfinder, the assumptions for damage, levels, etc., and still have a grittier game, where healing is, literally, only a shadow of itself, where the line between priest and charlatan and sorceror is blurred. I adore this pdf and its implications. Considering the very low price point, this should be an absolute must-buy offering for anyone looking for an easy tool to make a Pathfinder homebrew-setting with a different flair. It’s obviously also a great offering if you just wanted a false priest base class, but that goes without saying. An amazing offering – 5 stars + seal of approval.


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Endzeitgeist out.

Mar 282017

Deadly Gardens: Stiletto Palm

This installment of the Deadly Gardens-series clocks in at 5 pages, 1 page front cover, 1/2 page of SRD, leaving us with 3.5 pages of content, so let’s take a look!


The pdf begins with two new magic items, with the first being alluring rawhide, which may be thrown up to 20 ft. – the animals closest to the item will then be compelled to chew the magic item – which is pretty cool and reasonable, perhaps even a bit highly, priced. The second magic item would be the daisy bandolier, which is pretty cool: It nets a bonus to AC via daisies attached to the bandolier; the item grows these flowers and allows you to pluck them as magical shuriken – if they have stuck long enough to the bandolier before being plucked, these shurikens are more potent. Oh, and the bandolier requires sufficient sunlight. An awesome item…however, I do think that the petal-shurikens should have a caveat that they decay and can’t be sold, to avoid GP-cheesing.


The pdf also contains a total of 7 natural alchemical items. These include an aranea brain that can be consumed to temporarily gain access to one of the spells of the aranea as an SP. Giant bee saliva is intriguing – it lets you capture spores etc. and make them into a drug-like honey from such deadly spores. Really cool! Catoblepas musk glands can be either used as an insect-repellent or be thrown as a horrible stench-bomb. Choker tentacles can be used to make whips to add the grappling condition to whips and prevent the casting of verbal spells of those hit by the subpar whip weapon thus modified. So yeah, I’m good with that. Death Worm Bile deals acid and electricity explosions, while otyugh liver may be disgusting, but if you can swallow the disgusting treat, you’ll temporarily be safe from diseases. Finally, stiletto palm seed-spikes acts as a nice stake substitute.


Finally, obviously, there would be the eponymous creature – the CR 9 stiletto palm, a Huge predatory palm tree that not only can grab you, but can also implant its seeds via the at-range seed-spikes they can fire. The base attack deals both bludgeoning and piercing damage – which can be potentially a bit confusing regarding DRs. And yes, I am aware of the precedence, but considering how that case isn’t perfect, consider this a nitpick. Apart from this, we have a pretty cool critter here.



Editing and formatting are very good, I noticed no serious issues. Layout adheres to a 2-column full-color standard and the pdf sports a really nice artwork in b/w for the critter in question. Also really cool: The pdf comes fully bookmarked with nested bookmarks -kudos for going the extra mile there!


Joe Kondrak, Matthew Carroll and Mike Welham deliver a fun, well-written little pdf here – the stiletto palm is a deadly, fun adversary and the supplemental material is fun as well. While this installment didn’t blow me completely away, the low asking price for this pdf does make it a nice purchase. Still, the critter itself is pretty conservative, which is why my final verdict will clock in at 4.5 stars, rounded down for the purpose of this platform.


You can get this nice, inexpensive pdf here on OBS!


Endzeitgeist out.


Mar 282017

The Guide to the Cult of Shub-Niggurath

This pdf clocks in at 26 pages, 1 page front cover, 1 page editorial/ToC, 2 pages of SRD, 1 page advertisement, 1 page back cover, leaving us with 20 pages of content, so let’s take a look!


So, first of all, we begin with a history of the deity and origins – which brings me to a crucial point: The Shub-Niggurath presented herein does differ a bit from the depictions in traditional Lovecraftiana; in case you’re not that familiar with Shattered Skies campaign setting, the brief description would be that it represents a fantasy setting that employs the mythos as one of its governing leitmotifs. However, unlike the horror-themed settings and games, the focus, while taking the horrific into account, very much appropriates the tropes and puts them in a fantasy setting. As such, we have ostensible connections between the deities of Celmae and the great old one. Beyond the contextualization of the deity within Celmae’s fantastic cosmology, we also are introduced to the plurality of cults that can be found, here distinguished from another by the “horn” of the dark mother they represent; the first horn would be the dark forest denizens, emphasizing the collective over the individual; the second horn represents the highly individualistic scholars and sages and madmen beings. No matter the direct representation of the ideology, maddening visions and narcotics, strange rites and odd ritual combats are noted, as are non-human worshipers.


The pdf does not stop there and notes three evocative and strange unholy sites of the dread cult. The duties of the clergy of the dread Shub-Niggurath is also explained, though here, the cult in Celmae receives two favored weapons, which can cause some minor confusion in the context of favored weapon bonuses. That being said, the pdf does note that daggers make for an alternative featured in settings like Golarion. The pdf also features notes of the priestly vestments used by the cult and the role of adventurers among the faithful of the dread entity. The pdf also takes a cue from Inner Sea Gods in that it contains several unique unholy texts and festivals, with several nice proverbs adding further detail and substance for this belief…and yes, relations with other beings are pretty much as strained and problematic as you’d expect them to be, though some of the deities of Celmae actually could be considered to be allies of the dread cult. The pdf also sports two fluff-only write-ups of demonic servants that can act as planar allies and features a brief write-up of the demiplane known as “The Garden”, which sprang from a rather dark origin, created by the Dark Prince of Auspice, a semi-mythical bard. (Kudos if you got the reference.)


Let me briefly talk a bit about this first section of the pdf: Contrary to my experience, I ended up enjoying this section. While it is my fervent belief that over-explanation has subverted the horror-aspect of the Great Old Ones, this pdf does offer a nice alternative. You see, Shub-Niggurath’s aspect as a primordial being of rampant fertility obviously does not translate that well to PFRPG if you wish to retain a PG-rating. Similarly, the existence of deities, planes etc. undermines the cosmic nihilism that makes up the true horror of what Lovecraft envisioned – thus, these entities don’t work in their original intentions UNLESS you have a setting like Fat Goblin Games’ excellent “Shadows over Vathak” that is intentionally structured around this notion, a section where the existence of a benevolent deity-level entity is highly dubious. (Srsly, Vathak is great for horror!)

This pdf thus does something different – it embraces Shub-Niggurath as not simply the Great Old One incarnation, but instead firmly places it within the context of fantasy. This does take away the concept of existential horror associated with Shubbi, but at the same time, it works better than in comparative fantasy settings. The prose that presents the cult works well, and while some typo-level glitches like doubled “and”s and the like do exist, as a whole, the prose is pretty nice. So yeah, kudos – not what I expected and better off for it.


The pdf also sports a collection of 8 feats. Abominable Rites is interesting – it lets you change the fatigued condition to shaken or vice versa a limited amount of times per day. Confused Rage is also intriguing – you may voluntarily enter a confused rage upon raging, voluntarily giving you the confused condition, but letting you roll twice…and get a +3 untyped bonus to melee damage, but also versus yourself – this would be one of several feats that requires a Wisdom score of 11 or lower, which is a design-paradigm I very much enjoy. Another such feat nets you +2 to saving throws and melee damage rolls versus the fear’s source while shaken; thirdly, there’d be a feat that nets +3 damage on melee attack rolls the first time you attempt to deal damage per round when confused, raging or insane, so if you’re going for the raging lunatic, you actually can dish out seriously deadly damage. Another feat nets +4 to saves versus mind-influencing and sleep effects. Another feat lets you, as an immediate action, gain a +4 bonus to saves for 1 round. This is probably a feat based on a class ability – the feat specifies that it’ll net more daily uses, though the base ability does not have a 1/day use specified. A high-level feat lets you inflict 2 Cha damage and the sickened condition on those critically hit. Weird: There is a feat that has the Evil-descriptor, which is not a descriptor I have encountered in vanilla design. Also a bit weird: The feat-prerequisites are inconsistent in their formatting – some use abbreviations for attributes, others use the full name.


The pdf also contains 5 different spells: Black Goat’s Blessing is nasty, transforming the head of the target into a goat, complete with gore attack…but also nets an Intelligence of 2, making the target potentially lethal. Black Goat’s Influence is very strong for its spells level (1st) – +2 to damage with melee weapons and ranged weapons within 30 ft. Also odd: The spell is, not kidding you, on the PALADIN spell list. WTF? Cool: There is a spell that allows you to ward an area, targeting plants, the ensorcelled vegetation will yell loudly when the warded area is entered. Dark Young’s Appendages allows you to transform limbs to generate hooves and tentacles. Finally, there would be cylindrical acidic gasses.


All right, next up with be the chapter on character options, starting with a new alchemist archetype, the larval progenitor – which is pretty disgusting in a good way: These guys can press their hands together to grow a cyst that they use as bombs. Yes, the cysts scream upon bursting. EW!! The archetype does have a couple of pretty unique discoveries to choose from – these include throwing a cyst bomb that turns into a lemure and that bursts upon being slain, inflicting bomb damage. While 6th level provides some balance as a prerequisite, I’d restrict this option to NPCs. On a nitpicky side, the reference to a spell is not properly italicized. Other options include gaining suckers for better grappling. Very cool (and disgusting) would be the lard bomb – direct hit targets risk swallowing it and then be sickened. The options also include a chaotic mutation-option for bombs and one that leaves caltrops in the bomb’s wake. All in all, a flavorful, delightfully icky archetype defined by its cool flavor.


The pdf also features a new bloodrager bloodline, the Thousand Young bloodline; I do not have issues regarding the selection of bonus feats or bonus spells, though the latter are not properly italicized. The bloodline can grow magical, scaling horns that allow for natural attacks – I do think that clarifying whether this would be primary or secondary would have been nice, though that is mostly a cosmetic nitpick, for the ability remains precise enough and thankfully, unambiguous. 4th level increases base speed in light or no armor when hustling or running; 8th level yields a particularly disgusting flesh, which could help avoiding being swallowed. That being said, much like in the prose chapter, we have some hiccups in the prose here – “Any creature that grapples the you with a bite attack…”[sic!] – that aside, I like the ability. 16th level yields immunity to mind-influencing effects and as a capstone, attempts to use divinations versus you can enrage the caster and the character also no longer is an eligible target for challenges and smites, which is pretty novel. All in all, like it! Weird – the sorceror bloodline has the incorrect (Archetype)-descriptor in the header, but does make up for that with properly italicized bonus spells. The Bloodline Arcana increases the duration of polymorph spells by 50%, minimum 1. While it does not stack with Extend Spell, I do think that adding a “non-instantaneous” here would have been more precise. The bloodline also yields the dark horns, the increased movement…yeah, it basically is just a reproduction of the bloodrager bloodline, which is somewhat disappointing, considering that the classes have very different focuses.


Speaking of cavaliers – we do get the order of the whispers, whose challenge penalizes the saves versus the cavalier’s spells – and at 2nd level, 8th and 15th level, the order yields spells that may be cast 3/day SPs chosen from witch, cleric and psychic spells…and as a nice flavor piece, there seems to be a rivalry with the order of the tome. Nice and pretty cool – we actually get evangelist, sentinel and exalted boons for the cleric (oh, and here, the italicizations are precise) and the section does contain the information for the obedience as well.


The mesmerist can elect to become body reaver, adding magic jar as a 6th level spell replaces touch treatment with a bonus to Perception checks and saves versus blindness and deafness; problem, though: The ability does not specify how many allies are affected. Later, the ability yields immunity to deafness and blindness. The capstone allows for major mind swap (not properly italicized). Not a good archetype – it replaces an active ability with an imprecise passive one and the idea of the capstone is cool, but hits too late. Fiendish midwife summoners gain Heal as a class skill and modify the Summon Monster ability: The modified version can be used Charisma bonus times per day, can only provide evil critters…but here is the nasty one: The summoner casts the spells through creatures within close range and the creature takes damage as the creature claws its way from the creature’s flesh, with a save to negate. The eidolon is treated as a member of teh summoner’s race, btw. Disturbing and potent. Interesting.


The pdf also features a 5-level PrC, the devotee of evil, who must be evil and belong to a class with a 9-level spell-casting progression; 6 ranks in 2 Knowledge spells and 2+ Int skills per level, 1/2 BAB-progression, full spellcasting progression and good Will-saves. This PrC is basically a scholar of evil and may add the evil descriptor to various things and enhance them. Downside: Skill-formatting issues. Oh, and the PrC is lacking its HD-information, rendering it RAW nonoperational. This could have been decent; RAW, it’s not.


The pdf also features two monsters: Shubian mountain goats are particularly vicious and come with proper animal companion stats. There is also a CR 4 byakhee; while I noticed a cosmetic plus missing here, the statblocks don’t seem to have immediately apparent glitches and. The pdf also features several new mundane pieces of equipment- ram staves, iron-shod boots, a particularly cruel net called “reaver’s hood”, an unconsciousness-causing poison and armor for those that have given birth to the unnatural can be found – pretty neat.



Editing and formatting are very inconsistent; they’re better than what I’ve seen in most Wayward Rogues’ offerings – there are some components that are precise and well-formatted. Others lack spell-italicizations and violate several formatting conventions, from attributes to skills. They, in short, range from pretty good to “needs work.” Layout adheres to a nice 2-column full-color standard and the pdf sports several niece pieces of original full-color artwork. The pdf has basic bookmarks for chapters, but not for e.g. specific archetypes. Annoying: The pdf has cut/copy/paste disabled, which represents an annoying comfort detriment if you want to use the material sans printing it or modify it.


This pdf was penned by Robert Gresham, Aaron Hollingsworth and Ewan Cummins and the different authors, alas, do show in the quality of the crunch. As a whole, I can recommend this pdf if you’re looking for an interesting twist on Shub-Niggurath as a deity in a fantasy setting, for example as a Lamashtu-substitute. Dressing and prose are pretty solid and concise in how they integrate the lore and concepts within a fantastic context, resulting in a nice dark fantasy cult. At the same time, the rules-component is just inconsistent; there are components here that, while not mind-blowing, are actually pretty cool and worth integrating, but the non-working PrC and the lame copying of bloodline-abilities are pretty big downsides as far as I’m concerned.


Whether you will derive enjoyment from this pdf directly hinges upon 2 decisions: 1) Do you expect flawless formatting/(rules-) editing? Then this is not for you. 2) Are you looking for a flavorful supplement or for hard crunch? In the flavor-department, this can actually provide some mileage. In the rules-area, this can, at best, be considered to be a mixed bag in those departments – slightly on the positive side, but yeah. As just a crunch-book, I could not go higher than 3.5 stars, rounded down, but considering the attention to detail and generally decent prose, I will rate this as a setting supplement, weighing crunch and fluff equally. It is hence I arrive at a justification for rounding up from my final verdict of 3.5 stars.


You can get this interesting supplement here on OBS!


Endzeitgeist out.